it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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