Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
