Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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