I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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