what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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