I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Alive.
So much puke
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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