Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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