The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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