i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?