it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap