i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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