I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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