I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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