she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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