i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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