wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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