i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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