i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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