we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she smelled like a LAN party
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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