yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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