i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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