You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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