idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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