Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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