I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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