My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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