Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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