I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
All the doctor said was why
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