Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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