This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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