Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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