But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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