that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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