Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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