how can u be prego again
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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