Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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