Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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