He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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