would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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