We're like a lot better than the average bears
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize
