I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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