What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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