Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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