:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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