i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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