Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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