I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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