I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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