I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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