arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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