I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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