My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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