come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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